First entry into the Dessert First Network blog... You can do this... Here goes...
I just want to thank you for checking out the site. For the uninitiated, Dessert First Network is a digital media creator and digital content site dedicated to purveying and upholding an unparallelled standard of exemplary comedic endeavors for consumers of streaming media.
We do our silly make-em-ups and give them to you for free with hopes that it will translate into financial success, somehow.
Dessert First Networkers are not alchemists. We are not sorcerers. We do not, nor have we ever practiced any type of black magic. But one power we do possess is the ability to turn your frown upside-down. [ e.i. :- ( -: ]
If you've click all the things and saw all the stuff you probably are asking, "Where's the beets?" Well updated vegan version of the Burger King lady, it's most definitely on it's way. Expect the the podcast first, followed by engaging web videos and other digital content.
In the coming year we plan to bring you original sketches, shorts and series, podcasts that you can really listen to and a wealth of quotable content with which to bewilder and alienate your friends. Also, we promise to give an awesome nickname to everyone who reads this post. Leave a comment and Dessert First will give you a nickname. Real life.
It will be a monumental and momentous year for all of us, but especially for DFN. I implore you, stay tuned. It'll be worth your while. When you're on your deathbed you can look back and say, "I was there at the beginning for Dessert First's rallying cry. I should have murdered them when I had the chance because now they run the entire world and won't prescribe me my Forever-Young-ytol because I didn't share that first blog post. Upon further reflection, I deserve to be on my deathbed because I should have believed. I should have believed. I should have believed. I should.... [dead]." So make sure you come hang out at Dessert First so we don't have to kill you with willful negligence. See you soon, bestie! 0_o...
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